On Sunday I walked the dog along a nice wide path through the woods at the edge of one of our area’s beautiful college campuses. The dog and I came upon two coeds standing still there on the path. One was trying the cell phone, and the other turned to me and said, “We’re afraid of the deer. They were looking at us.” Sure enough, just off the path in the woods, well cloaked by the leaves, were two does and a fawn. The young women calmed down, though, when they realized that they could walk beside my valiant dog until we reached a more civilized part of campus. Pedant that I am, I took a moment to teach them the word herbivore, and then we parted. Yes, I thought, it’s time to throw open the doors of all the schools. (Source)